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The White Sox begin their three-game road trip against the Twins tonight.  If it goes well, the Sox could clinch the division this week.  If it goes poorly, they'll find themselves in a bitter battle for a playoff spot.  Needless to say,  I'm pretty anxious about the trip.  I don't want to endure the month of October in the midst of a Cubs ( Read more... )

 Most of you already know about it, but for those who don't, I have a new myspace with my internet comedy troupe "Boys Night In."  Actually it's Marc Nardoni and I messing around in our apartment, but you get the idea.  Check out our videos at ( Read more... )

 Hey everyone.  This is another new story, hot of the press, just waiting for you to read.  I learned halfway through the writing that this story closely resembles an episode of King of the Hill.  Now, I love that show, but I promise you I wasn't plagiarizing.  I don't even think this story is funny.  You know what to do!

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 David Foster Wallace killed himself on Sept. 12.  I didn't really know who he was until my teacher brought it up in class.  For those that don't know, he's a renowned author especially known for Infinite Jest.

I've been thinking about him a lot lately, and I think what we have here is the situation I try to describe in "Blank Nights."  Something ( Read more... )

( New story I wrote for class - please read and review! )

I hope toggle/duffel coats aren't in style this winter. I bought mine last year, and nobody had them. I walked by Urban Outfitters yesterday, and hanging from the wall was a (women's) toggle coat. Of course, women rock them much more often. I need some peace of mind. Keep the male toggle coat off the streets. It's mine, motherfuckers. I have ( Read more... )

One of those days where I want to kill everyone. Probably has something to do with this wicked rum hangover I've got going.

Yesterday in the library, I was in the basement trying to find a book. Not many patrons use this particular area of the library. There are entire rows of shelves that don't have books on them. I was walking by one of these shelves, and I noticed a book sitting there. I approached to find that it was a book about penis enlargement and anatomy. ( Read more... )

I miss Hawaii a lot. Pictures from the trip make me feel weird, and I wish I could live there. It presents a lot of problems, because it's expensive to live there, there's no hc/punk scenes, no scenes whatsoever. (At least not that I know of)