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Today I laughed so hard I couldn't catch my breath and I snorted in front of co-workers. Now that is a good day.

When I was four my Mom ran a daycare out of our home. There were usually five or six extra kids in the house besides my brother and I. We'd run wild, chasing the cows on the farm and tearing through the cornfield that wrapped around our yard. Summers were the best. The swingset creaked and moaned as children scrambled over its monkey bars and down ( Read more... )

You know that Visa commercial where the guy is taking care of the zoo animals and he starts sneezing and then he has to come home because he got SARS or something ( Read more... )

This is Garrett and I with Caroline- she's leaving in one week for seven months of intense Olympic training.She's a champion Kayaker. She'll be competing in the US World Championships in Brazil in September. And when she goes to Beijing in '08 I'll finally have learned how to say, "Where's the bathroom?" and "Thanks for the cheese" in Chinese.


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In the next few weeks/months I will be transitioning from this journal to an actual website. I'm enlisting the help of Garrett's brother since he is a super genius when it comes to all things computer. I'm going to do daily journal entries about life, work and all things fun and weird that happen. I'd also like to run some ads some I'm going to ( Read more... )

I'd like to preface this by saying: I am an animal lover. In my mind, the mistreatement of animals is a sin. The way someone treats animals is a huge indicator of the type of person they are inside ( Read more... )

Today my little brother, Jeremiah, had an end of the school year party. It was a great day filled with 8 ten year olds, water balloons, silly string, and far too much ice cream cake. It was muddy and messy and so much fun. It's been years since I've been pegged square in the back with a cold, surprisingly unforgiving water balloon ( Read more... )

"Take one bite of this steak, and you can have one whole night where we do whatever you want."

I LUNGED FOR THAT STEAK LIKE MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT

So...what should I do with my night??!!

Now, I'm no super genius...but I'm pretty sure there used to be a 43" Plasma right about..yeah..there


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