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Your 1996 Theme Song Is: 1979 by The Smashing Pumpkins
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I work at a retail chain of pharmacies. Day after day after day I hear the same songs. I thought I would be able to block them out. I was wrong ( Read more... )

It is fall in my part of the world. The leaves are dying, fluttering to the ground, brown and dessicated. The sky has been gray for the last two days. I wake up and I see no sunshine, realize that it's another day at the CVS with a boss I dislike as much or more than the one I had back at Eckerds in February ( Read more... )

1. YOUR SPY NAME (middle name and current street name ( Read more... )

I spent the entire weekend without television, internet or phone service. I called Cablevision using a cell phone and the tech said: "You have a bad signal." Then we had to arrange for someone to examine the system at our house ( Read more... )

This past Saturday I took a car trip back to Long Island. My cousin was having a barbecue at his house, with my brother as grillmaster ( Read more... )

This week I will have been unemployed for three months. The downside is that I have no money coming in and no medical insurance. The upside is that I don't have to wake up at ungodly hours (before 11AM), slave away in some retail nightmare, come home exhausted, too tired to write, too tired to travel back to Long Island to see the family ( Read more... )

Today I spent over twelve dollars I couldn't afford renting three DVDs of SIX FEET UNDER's final season. I thought I'd spread them out over the next three days ( Read more... )

I've been a gentleman of leisure for over forty days and forty nights. I am concerned that one day I shall be completely broke if I don't find employment. For some reason I am in no rush to do so ( Read more... )