I once had a fourth grade teacher named Mr. McCune who told us of an Uncle Skippy who spontaneusly combusted. As the story goes, Uncle Skippy was wearing a large top hat. First the hat started smoking and then....BLAST, KABOOM, something of that nature. A pile of flaming dust ( Read more... )

fire and fire and fire. So there was fire, fire and more fire. Fire came along and fired the fire. fire smells and fire sounds and the big mysterious fire. the power and the glory of fire. Fire into the hearts and minds of fire. fire feels all I see is fire. fire on fire in fire to fire from fire because fire.*extended* ENDENDENDchampion the ( Read more... )

So, lately I've been seeing tons of theater. I'm in this British Theater class, which basically means I get to see all of the best plays in town for free. My professor, Ms. Sheila Fox, wears bright red lipstick, lace-up high heel boots, and has a mullet that would put most eighties rockers to shame. She can't get through a class without a bottle of ( Read more... )

For those of you that don't know, " love is dead" has been my mantra lately. Not that I think think love is dead for everyone. Really, I just have to operate under that premise in order to ensure my sanity. I mean, love is not something you can seek. Obsession is something you can seek. In fact, I'm very good at finding obsessions. Yet, it would be ( Read more... )

I JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT I MET JULLIETTE LEWIS LAST NIGHT.

After I saw her in a play I talked with her for a while after the show! A huge crowd of people wanted her picture and her autograph but she came up to me and started talking!!!

SHe totally wanted to do me!

We were dudes!

That's all i wanted to say.

I'm not sure how long this internet connection is going to last ( the wireless in my flat is finicky) so i will try my best to be short and sweet ( Read more... )

As Much as I don't want to do this I feel obligated ( to myself) to post a link to an article i wrote for the CBS news website. Enjoy!

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/07/27/entertainment/main1843318.shtml

So, in case anyone didn't know: Spike Lee is the shit ( Read more... )

Well, There are nine minutes left of work. Nine frekin minutes. So i decided- what the hey? might as well give the livejournal the old go ( Read more... )

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