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[attilathehunny]

Um. So. What's up with America's Next Top Model? I haven't been watching it. I just went and looked at the website and it's like ANTM: Skanks You Could Pick Up In A Bar.

And what the hell is wrong with her face?

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[theashifaction]

ok ok ok hold on youre asking an EXPERT.

lluvy's not as scary looking in person. and by in person i mean on tv. and by not that scary looking i mean shut up shes from mexico! and was in a gang!

and brita was from latvia? lithuania? one of those. but she was too fat.

and last night the secret bitch passed out during her judging and it was the best thing ever. EVAR!! and the wrestler girl is manly and crazy and gay.

[deadpromqueen]

Too Fat? huh?

So what are they doing this year..Third World Etheopian Malnourished Top Model?

I dont get it.

[theashifaction]

i was thinking about that how like, somehow theres no camera footage of her all the way to the floor, and the next shot she has her arm behind her head in that classic pass out pose. but tyra wouldnt lie to me right? RIGHT??

[none_too_subtle]

The first one looks SOO familiar; but dumb as a rock. Ack.

[elabeth]

Bitch Poured Beer In My Weave! chick from last season is on there. I'm askeered they're going to let her win so it'll be this big underdog story of inspiration blah blah blah. ugh.
There is also a girl who looks exactly like a younger Janice Dickenson. She's kind of a bitch too and I hope she wins.

[allio]

The first girl is so scary.

I wish it was last season again. This season is sorta lame so far. I spent most of last night watching American Dreams and just watching ANTM during commercials. :/

[condenser]

IMO they both look funny.

I mean, the first one kinda looks like Gregory Hines...and thats weird.
The second one looks like a zombie. I just watched Dawn of the Dead, and she could have been a stage one undead.

[tinksmirk]

GREGORY HINES!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[condenser]

You see it right?! I'm not crazy.