!!

So this was last night.

I'm doing my usual thing and going outside for some air whilst working and a group of 7 HS girls stroll by. As they pass I hear one of them say, "I don't know about you but my clit is real low. Like right down near my ass."

NEVER A DULL MOMENT AT THE SPC.

"Hello, mother leopard. I have your cub. You must protect her, but that will be expensive. 10,000 cola nuts, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box. I'll be the hyena, you'll see ( Read more... )

I'm developing an unhealthy obsession with Elvis Costello's music.
As Vince said in our convo just now regarding how awkward he was in the 70's/80's, "indie kids wish they were this hip".

In other news.

Yup.

Hi.

I have roughly $600 in loose change.

damn.

I find my day dreams drifting towards scenarios of me playing in a rock or metal band and just not giving a fuck and being ridiculously cocky more and more often.

snap out of it.

http://www.amnh.org/rose/dome/

Examining Sociopolitical Exigencies:
The Constant Struggle Of Man And The Will To Control One's Environment
aka
I Never Have A Point So I Ramble But It Ends Up Somewhere Eventually...
Usually In The Throes Of Passive Aggresive HostilityIt's nice to be typing with a new keyboard. There was nothing wrong with the old one that prevented me from typing ( Read more... )

MONSTER SQUAD IS FINALLY OUT ON DVD
(2disccollecterseditiontoboot!)

FUCK YEAH WOLFMAN HAS NARDS.

(if you dont know what this movie is please to get a childhood. i hate you)