We all know Robin Tunney, a B movie actress who started this generations compulsion and yearning for special powers with The Craft. Yes, we all saw it. Perhaps we even got inspired. Attempted to play Light As a Feather Stiff As a Board with the same childish anticipation that we dared to say Bloody Mary three times in front of the bathroom mirror ( Read more... )

for anyone who doubted me, bite me. im fucking martha stewart minus charges and an upcoming sentencing hearing. im making magnets. theyre really cheap and they make me happy. for starletts birthday - god knows im poor so i felt bad not being able to buy her anything - i made her like 50 magnets with random pictures. they look really cool and i ( Read more... )

i get stuck in a lesbian relationship with the richest black female in the world... ah, what a shame....

Just because im bored, I refuse to let go of my right to be ridiculously lazy. So I took the courteousy of deleting the questions that just didn’t seem fun. Who actually wants to read this shit anyway ( Read more... )

in a never ending attempt to feed America's need to think that we no longer have to take responsibility for any of our actions, a Dr. Steven Potkin released a study yesterday. In the study, he claims that there is a direct link between angry people and smoking. So whenever someone refuses to carry out one of my many ridiculous requests, i get angry ( Read more... )

i think ive discovered what it's like to be content, or at least the closest ive ever come to it. before this weekend, i never knew what it was like to be happy where i was and not want to change something. and despite the fact that i look and feel like i have cheeks the size of maryland on each side of my face - fucking wisdom teeth - ive never ( Read more... )

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right now i have a red scarf printed with barnyard animals wrapped around my head as to hold a very cold ice bag to the left side of my swollen, chipmunk like face. I had my wisdom teeth out this morning. It was odd, but for anyone that knows me and my fear of needles, be proud, i handled the IV for the anesthesia like a champ. im quite proud ( Read more... )

Being Held in Jail? Make a Profit from it ( Read more... )

Tip of the Day: How to Get Out of a DUI ( Read more... )