Comments | atwar664: Not Exactly Meant For Public Knowledge But WTF!

atwar664

Not Exactly Meant For Public Knowledge But WTF!

Dec 28, 2006 22:16

Come this January it will be two years since I last had sex! It just hit me like a blinding white flash. ***Code BLUE** ***CODE BLUE*** ***Howard, it has been two years*** ***I repeat, Howard, it has been two years since you had it going on*** I haven't really thought about it until the screaming in my head stopped, and I realized it was me. Well I ( Read more... )

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morning_stand December 29 2006, 05:26:06 UTC

haha, Agrocrag... lol..
do you have it? GUTS! lol...

junyr December 29 2006, 06:16:35 UTC

I'm glad someone else thought of that as well...

atwar664 December 29 2006, 23:59:34 UTC

Mike the Cheetah Howard is behind in points and will suffer a 2 year head start from his opponent, the rest of the world. Back to you, MOE!

littlemissscifi December 29 2006, 07:10:32 UTC

LOL. Come to Australia. I'll do you. ;)

Hehe, just kidding. Seriously, I cant believe that. And attractive guy like you.

atwar664 December 30 2006, 00:01:06 UTC

That's what I am saying! Have you ever been state side before? >;)

littlemissscifi December 30 2006, 00:06:28 UTC

Hehe. Yeah, I been there twice. Only west coast though.

sheriffjoe December 29 2006, 15:34:00 UTC

Okay...because I am a Capricorn and have to take the serious approach to EVERYTHING ( ... )

atwar664 December 30 2006, 00:28:03 UTC

Well you did say dark corner, what am I supposed to think? Ah don't blush we are human's and this part of us is in every organism that reproduces. Expcept those asexual buggers...lucky bastards. They never have to worry about it, or deal with the treacheries of dating and marriage court. And I digress...

I am just shocked at the time span. My insides work differently than most, but that doesn't mean my outsides have to follow suit. You are right about the tape recorder in my mind. Without fail, everytime I think about what happened I am repelled from the idea. Hard times makes the libido go down! Sigh.. That esteem part too. That's hitting the nail on the head on all accounts.

And, you know, I would expect some frustration from this, but I can't even remember what it's like. I have heard it's like riding a bike. But I think it's more like riding a bike on a BMX course, and that takes skill to negotiate. Ah all this lost human capital! It's sad.

sometimes you're ridiculous ladylee1983 January 8 2007, 18:32:29 UTC

somehow I think you'll be fine.

Re: sometimes you're ridiculous atwar664 January 9 2007, 01:45:49 UTC

Really? Do you mean it?