Fic: Watch Out For That Bunny 2/?

[auburnnothenna]

Just so everyone knows, there will be no Penguin Sex, straight or gay, in this story.

I know you're all relieved.

Yesterday's part here.

Watch Out for That Bunny, He's Got a Gun
An Alias/dS Bad Wigs crossover aka a Bad Thing

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[undoubtablyjess]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I love you. And Jack. And Sark.

And bunny outfits.

He tucked a foil covered chocolate egg between the cushions of a leather couch, continuing his spiteful pattern of hiding the damn things wherever they might make a mess if they weren't found promptly. Then he straightened up and wiped one of his floppy ears out of his eyes.

Hee, it's so amusing to think of Sark as one to do such petty things. Kinda reminds me of...me?

Anyway, I'm so glad you updated...it totally made my day that much better!

[auburnnothenna]

Hee, it's so amusing to think of Sark as one to do such petty things.

This is Bad Wigs Sark. The one who has considered running away to become a hare krishna.

Guh, trying to finish the next installment tonight and all I want is to go to sleep!

[undoubtablyjess]

No, finish!

That way you can have nice dreams of Sark and Jack prancing around in bunny suits.

[clannadlvr]

hee!

Seriously, I'm picturing this in my mind and absolutely dying.

I love your Fraser!voice and your badwigs!Sark muchly!

[auburnnothenna]

Mmmm, picturing Ray and Sark in my mind ... :Slaps self: This is not that kind of fic! Still, shiny.

I've always thought my Fraser voice sucked. The frightening part is realizing how much the Fraser voice and the Sark voice are alike in the formal way they speak.

[clannadlvr]

You know, it's true. Though Fraser definitely rambles a bit more- he's quite Data-like in that way- they still have that polished phrase structure and turn of speech.

Huh.

hee! I love this 'verse!

[the_grynne]

Sark reached into his Easter basket, pulled out his favorite Glock and pointed at the Mountie.

Hehe. For some reason, that sentence made my seriously disturbed brain pop out: "I wonder how many Glocks he's keeping in there?"

Love the deadpan voice. It's absolutely hilarious. And slinky!Ray has hit the nail on the dead: "Watch out for that bunny" indeed. *g*

[auburnnothenna]

"I wonder how many Glocks he's keeping in there?"

Well, there's the one he usually has in a shoulder holster and the one he carries in a belt holster at the small of his back [pause while my eyes glaze over at the thought of the small of Sark's back] and the one for the ankle holster.

That's just the Glocks. He's also got a couple handy dandy doodad type things Marshall whipped up. They're all disguised as Easter Eggs for this mission.

Also, the antenna for the radio comm between him and Jack is hidden in his bunny whiskers.

[few]

Oh, man. Forget Sark's hiding chocolate eggs where they'll make a mess, forget his wanting to keep Syd away from Vaughn to cure her of "the weepy thing", forget bunny!Sark pulling out a gun.

Best. Image. Ever: Jack (bunny suit or not) being glomped. By kids. *snicker*

[auburnnothenna]

Jack (bunny suit or not) being glomped. By kids.

Pretty. Horrific.

There will be chocolately handprints in his pink bunny fur.

[ossiannic]

because every time he looked at Jack, the corner of his lip started to curl into a smile - a grin - that would just wreck his reputation. Or get him killed.

Heeee! Your brain is a scary place. Now I'm going to be snickering at inappropriate moments all day today with that image of Jack Bristow in a bunny suit stuck in my head. *g*

[auburnnothenna]

:nods:

My brain is a very scary place. This has been growing (like a tumor?) in there since I first conceived the Bunny Mission. I always knew Ray and Fraser were there (it's Canada! They're everywhere!) and I just didn't have cojones guts insanity to write it. Until now. Because I've finally cracked.