when i croak

[audrey_rugburn]

my funeral is going to be the fucking bomb. it's going to be in that funeral home in oxnard where rival gangs shoot up the funerals of dudes they've already shot. it'll be really late at night and dimly lit. the services will be held by a man who holds a very close resemblance in looks and voice to morgan freeman, but he'll only have one eye. the

Comments

[secretlynice]

You are fucking crazy! gahaha What would you like everyone to wear? Maaahr scary

[hihi_superflat]

Oh my fuck. I could see Rize in my mind as I read this, thinking David Lachapelle and Christina Aguilera should be in the audience. Then you got to the heart of the matter...krumping!! The other day, my friends and I divided up on who of us is a krump, who is a clown. We're all krump.

[hihi_superflat]

That's how everyone will dress.

[audrey_rugburn]

and it's true, dude. we're all krump.

[hihi_superflat]

We respect everything that Tommy did for us -- like when moms was in-between a crack house and jail -- but we can't be labeled with old moves. If you don't dance for two days, you'll come back and say "what dis?" That's why we're krump.

[joopy]

On one hand, I wouldn’t want you to die in my lifetime; on the other, free lapdance and bemonocled Morgan Freeman II!

[audrey_rugburn]

we could do this during my lifetime, too...

party ideas galore

I challenge you to a krumpoff

[hobbyhorse]

then i'll bring you back from the dead with some variation of the stripper dance. clown'n was how the dead was razed in africa. we'll gang up eight or ten of us all doing the spoody swiff one ass on top of the other- all the way to heaven. Watts has its own heaven where bounce houses like booties unjulate as far as the eye can see.
I miss you. How come you never tried to keep in touch? Santa Cruz fucking sucks so hard. Lisa had a party last night and I was the only one that came! What the fuck is wrong with that picture? If Julia is party squire then Lisa is Party Queen, and the squire fucking fucked up its job. No it's really just that this place sucks a dick and that's that. We are going to go to LA soon and if you want to hang out, that would be awesome. Sam is gone. It's sad. I'm going to go visit him soon. He told me that you called me a bitch, but I didn't really think much of it because you also told him that you were in love with him. Either way, we'll have to krump it off and let the audience decide.
Your pal Meatsickle

Re: I challenge you to a krumpoff

[audrey_rugburn]

meatcicle...please call me...thought you's was clownin my krumped out krumpazoo

i miss you.

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