saw a tiny baby elephant at the museum and thought it was part of an exhibit. it wasn't though, it actually belonged to two older women and they had other exotic animals with them as pets on leashes. they had a black panther, bear, and giraffe, all mini size. the giraffe was obviously the best. the animals were curiously sniffing at the taxidermed ( Read more... )

i know bell peppers are expensive but i just paid $1.51 for one hothouse tomato. that's more than a bag of chips at the vending machine. i thought fresh food was sposed to be super cheap.

i was talking to my mom today while she was making lunch for us, and she was asking me what i planned to do in the next 3 years and what i'd do if i lost my current job. she said i should go back into doing something environmental science-related, "with all these tunisia's happening in the world". what? "tunisias! you know, like that tunisia in ( Read more... )

my favourite holiday movies are home alone 1 & 2, no exceptions. i watch them several times a year on tv. i don't care much for old school stuff like rudolph the red nosed reindeer or a charlie brown christmas, although "christmas time is here" is one of my fave christmas songs ( Read more... )

i went to a club for salsa dancing on saturday for amanda's birthday. it was okay. there were some couples who were dancing super intensely, like with crazy spins and attitude. the best part about my night was when we were on the dance floor and a couple of guys came up to us and said "let us dance with you because you guys look like you have ( Read more... )

my dad was telling me about a dream he had this morning. he got to meet a young mick jagger and chill with him. he wanted a photo taken of just the two of them but his 5 older brothers and sisters kept crowding into the picture and he kept telling them to get out but in the end it didn't happen.

i've been cleaning my room for the past couple of days and have dug up all sorts of wonderfullness, like a cute dress i totally forgot about, a hello kitty belt from when i was a kid that still fits, and a print out of some sound advice my friend matthew gave me last year on getting macked on at parties ( Read more... )

When I see Back Order in short form on invoices and paperwork at work I always think of body odour first and it's amusing.

my dad was flipping through the tv channels and cbc was talking about that facebook privacy policy thing. he was like "i don't even have a facebook yet, should i get one?" and my mom says "nooo it's all about the twister now ( Read more... )

"paul got all the midgets"

-my mom