Hammertime! Doot doooty doot da doot da doot. *running man*

Okay. Who took my glue gun? I better not find my dwarves glued to the ceiling again. There will be smitings for that.

Don't be mean to my brother! Ewplzomg!! I am big and bad. Shhh. Stop laughing Mannie. I'm being tough now. I am! See my blankie? It is the blankie of doom! DOOM!

Consider that dwarf growing out of your belly button as a kindess. He was almost up your butt for a few thousand years. Which reminds me. I have an appointment to stick a Balrog up Saruman ( Read more... )

*empties Manwe's drug stash over the side of Valinor* :):):)

*heads back to hose down tripping dwarves* :(:(:(

:*waves glow sticks at them* :):):)

Busy day. First I made Melkie a bunch of orcs with extra arms. He said appendages, but not which ones. I figure extra hands are more useful than extra feet. :)

Then.... the pez cannon.

This baby can shoot pez out at a speed faster than Nahar on crack! I'm going to start shooting it over the side of Valar and see what happens.

Pez!

"Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
We've string beans, and onions
Cabashes, and scallions,
And all sorts of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned tomato
A Long Island potato
But yes, we have no bananas.
We have no bananas today."

NO BANANAS!

Melkie! Your multiassed dwarves are in the mail. :):):) Make sure you water them daily, ( Read more... )

Quoobies!

Melkie gave me lots and lots of glitter! Lovely, sparkly, purple-ly glitter! So I dipped the Lonely Mountains in glue and glittered them. Now they're all pretty. :):):)

I want to glitter something else too, but I'm out of glue! *thinks*

Wow, thinking is like really, really, really, really HARD!

I know! *sprinkles glitter on the Shire* Woo hoo! ( Read more... )

I wanted to update my dwarves a little, 'cause I'm cool like that. :):):):) The new improved versions have a cloaking device. STEALTH DWARF! Hehehe.

Well it was that or a ray gun. And the ray gun dwarves kept shooting off their feet, when they tied their boots. Very messy.

*sends them as gifts all over Arda*

I lost my glue gun! :( :(

So sad. Will have to assemble remaining workshop of elves with gum.

Mmmm. Juicyfruit.