Mandos Release Form 3B

NAME: Elladan II or "Turkey of Rivendell". Take your pick.
QUEST: To pointlessly abuse my brother. It's my lot in life - and I love it.
AVERAGE AIR-SPEED VELOCITY OF AN UNLADEN SWALLOW (AFRICAN): Regardless of it's air-speed velocity, it'll never be able to top hurtling Arda-wards at 50,000 KPH...
LAST KNOWN GENDER: This is ( Read more... )

*soars about*

Hey, look!! A full moon!!

*POP*

Oh, that can't be goo-

AHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHH
HHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*plummets*

Thanks to this guy, I am now on my way back home.

Oh and bro?

Start filling out your Shire Farm insurance policy, because you're gonna need it..

*flaps about the mountain peak, the Dude in the Shorts chanting in some strange tongue*

Why didn't I think of this flying thing before? Bird + wings = flight. Simple math. Maybe thats why it took so long - I don't do"simple"...*circles, looks down at the Dude in the Shorts ( Read more... )

OK; I seem to be lost.

One moment, you're hiding out from one very hungry family. The next you're being Fed-Ex'ed to Eru-knows-where.

*looks about*

I think home's west, I'm pretty sure of it. Now to figure out which way "west" is.

And figure out why that guy over there is sitting in the snow in his shorts...

*shouts* Hey dude!! You know ( Read more... )

Day six of being stuck-in-turkey-mode.

For those who are hunting me high and low wondering, I am of course in hiding.

But you won't find me, as I ain't gonna tell you where I am.

I'm not over there, or over here. I'm not in this place or that place, and I'm certainly not up there.

You'll just have to keep looking.

*waits for the effects of the waning moon to kick in*

*still waiting*

*waits*

*waits*

*waits some more*

Ó.Ò;;

Dammit; I think I'm stuck!!!

*grumbles*

As if having to go turkey once a month wasn't bad enough, somebody had to go and do this to the moons.

I personally blame the usual suspects... Youknowwhoyouare... >:[

O.O

O.O

What happened to mum?!

Ahahahahahaha!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*coughs and laughs some more*