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Goldberry took care of me for a little while. Then my mom paged me and I had to go do the spooky video tape thing for some fucks that hit on Galesbian and Finny. I asked if it was Celeborn the Third again. He's a scary man.

When I'm not killing people for my mother, I head over to Rivendell and haunt Los Dos Rondos with Bria. Actually, ( Read more... )

The Elronds are no fun to play with. Elrond II, the one with the Sir Mix Alot type ass, has taken to ignoring me. Little does he know I've been playing with his food since my mental images don't cut it anymore. (Which I'm working on, I'll find something to disturb you bastards...maybe polaroids of Elrohir and Faxy, hmmm ( Read more... )

I'm cold, I'm wet and I smell like Rohirrim.

Someone feed me before I make you all dream evil things tonight. >:(