Elf booty got soul.

Dear idiotic, slutty, bohemian, suspiciously Japanese elves who have invaded my home,

GET OUT. And take the pink-haired dictator with you. And stop having sex on my furniture. And stop hitting on Elrohir. If you not a horse or his sister, he's probably not interested.

Cordially,

Lord Elrond Peredhil

Sweet-smelling angel of light and joy that thou art, my sparrow (wow I'm good)--

Wake me up when he leaves. And scoot over.

--your own devoted hunka hunka burning luv, Elrond

PS: Obviously we are the funniest thing in Arda, thereby justifying everything we do. YAY!!

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Dearest II,

...oh. Hi!!!!

<3
Rondowen

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II had the baby!


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Elrond! The Story of a Half-Elf with a Song in His Heart.

( in other words, MEME! )

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Um! Um! II is in labor, I think. That or he's trying to pass a large grapefruit. omgiamsonervous BUT HAPPY we are going to have another baby in the house ( Read more... )