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[elrondhalfelven]

Yes, Elrond is STILL in labor

Comments

[earwen]

Princess, it's the second day. And it'll be like this until he comes to the realization that he, not being capable of natural childbirth, cannot possibly have a natural childbirth. So either knock some sense into him or call a Valar when he falls into the inevitable unconsciousness.

[king_finarfin]

Earwen, I'm hungry. :(

[earwen]

....

Get Turgon to cook something for you.

[king_finarfin]

But he doesn't cook like you do! :(

[divaerestor]

Do you and #2 require a fan?

Air conditioner?

Wind tunnel?

[king_finarfin]

I require a sandwich. Can you teleport it to Tirion ASAP?

[divaerestor]

Can make sandwich, yes; but the teleporter's broken.

How about I send it via express-raven?

Thirty minutes or it's free...

[king_finarfin]

Excellent.

[elvengoldmine]

Dude, I don't even want to think of how he's going to do natural childbirth without uh, the uh, female thingie....yeah.... unless you cut him open. Lots of people have saws here!

[divaerestor]

He could always cough up the baby the way those Ring Wraiths did a while back...

I hope he didn't hear me say that...

[elvengoldmine]

Ewwwww. I don't want to think about that either >_<

Ahahaha , I hope he didn't either. Hey, let's go make some popcorn and see if he realy will throw it up!

[divaerestor]

No... that was abso-fucking-hilarious majorly disturbing.

OK, we've just got a new theatre-style popper; shouldn't take too long to whip up a batch. *gets the extra-saturated fat butter out*