You fuckers didn't tell me Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall were married for twelve years! This is worse than Fingon/Old!Anaire. AAAAAAAAAH. Oedipus.

Still funny, though. :)

Leave it to my mun to use her most stoic character to express some kind of romantic feelings on the day of lovers and such. She made me some new icons. Actually she made those and ten more, almost all of them with my wife in them. She's so pretty-- she makes my giant head look almost bearable or unnoticable since everyone focuses on how pretty she ( Read more... )

After a thankfully uneventful boat ride, we got off on Aman and went to Alquawhatever to see Ollie and company. I only get stoned when we're visiting Earwen's dad-- it makes his drunken, stoned, half assed Teleri mumblings about what a good for nothing jack ass I am less annoying. Apparently king of the Noldor isn't a good enough occupation for his ( Read more... )

My darling, darling wife decided to put her darling adorable little foot into her fucking mouth and make a vow to her illegitimate son that she wouldn't leave Arda until he did.

I, being of sound mind and rather cleaved to her, must stay with her in this... place (lovely place!) while my precious Tirion is just... without its king. :( At least ( Read more... )

My mun likes me too much to neglect me for too long. So here's a conversation me and wifey had with another mun.

finarfin: *smokes a carton of cigarettes*
danielle: ;)
mun: ahahahaha
danielle: :)
earwen: *swoon*
danielle: ahahaha
danielle: *gives earwen a cookie*
danielle: pretty earwen! :D
earwen: oooh cookie *sniffs* the smell of the cigarettes ( Read more... )

So here my mun was feeling all happy and shit when she checks her inbox and finds a shitload of fucking comments, all from mespt_daycare. Shit, like it's not enough half of us are spammed up the wazoo, now we need fucking communities spamming too? Fuck off already ( Read more... )

It's my first time in Arda. Overrated shithole. I miss Tirion. I miss my booze. I miss my cigarettes. Wait. I have them in the carriage. Ah, this trip just got good. Wifey and I are on the way to Mordor to meet our old son-in-law/new adopted son, his husband thing and their kids. Looking forward to it. Somewhat. Kind of. Eh. Don't care. I finally ( Read more... )

The maniac has returned to take control of me once more ( Read more... )

I have a new mun. I have this sinking feeling I'm suddenly going to become pacifistic.

Fuckin' shit.

I forgot how scary my father-in-law is. But through his threats, yelling, and just basically scaring the Bemanwë out of me, he showed me how flat out shitty I've been treating Earwen lately ( Read more... )