I forgot how scary my father-in-law is. But through his threats, yelling, and just basically scaring the Bemanwë out of me, he showed me how flat out shitty I've been treating Earwen lately
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It's a tradition. My brothers and I all followed our offspring around and chaperoned them and such. Elmo may deny it, but he sat in the hallway on Galadhon's wedding night... until someone distracted him with something alcoholic. ....yeah.
Oh. Er, yes. Have fun, little niece and guy related to evil kinslayers um, you kid-of-Finwë there.
I would send some kind of representative to watch Galadriel and Maedhros when they tie the knot but damn. They already have little petri dish babies so what's the fuckin' point of spying? Eh. I'm sure one of his brothers will be there videotaping watching.
I'm the good one! It's the other two fuckfaces who are the evil kinslayers. Is this the face of a coldhearted kinslayer? Maybe a regular slayer but no kin!
Yes yes. Parental voyeurism is not a family tradition to be proud of. I still have nightmares about Lúthien traying to claw my face off. But that's another story.
Okay. And I only left you standing there the first time because one of your fucking brothers decided to fuck with all the clocks in our house and I was an hour late. Fuckin' dolts. But yes, I'd love to go. :) Vacation sounds good.
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Might send some agents to check up on you tho', an' shit. Don't panic.
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*pats*
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oooo, seashells. They would look great with his hair.
*sighs dreamily*
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Oh. Er, yes. Have fun, little niece and guy related to evil kinslayers um, you kid-of-Finwë there.
I have to, like, go now. Melian wants rice.
*bolts*
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I'm the good one! It's the other two fuckfaces who are the evil kinslayers. Is this the face of a coldhearted kinslayer? Maybe a regular slayer but no kin!
Uh. Okay. *waves*
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Yes yes you're the good one. Stay that way. :)
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I will. :)
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