I go to the store for like a fucking day and then I come back and there's a couple of weird shifty eyed elves in Rivendell. So I thought 'Oh, maybe I took a wrong turn or something.' Then I left.

The rest of my time was spent passed out, drunk in a ditch with a dress over my head. :D Good times, man. Good times.

Ducks.

There's an army of fucking ducksGlorfie has been naming every. single. last. one. of. them. And eating his cupcakes. Andronicus hasn't left his head in days and everytime Broosh enters the room he sends the Ducks after her. Zak is enjoying this all immensely. She keeps asking when Bela's going to die. I told her to get me an axe and we ( Read more... )

Foof muffin and I, and our endless supply of children and pets are house sitting for Los Rondos. Bela blew up our house so, yeah, we need somewhere to stay where there aren't any ass grabbing bellboys or fat dudes ready to kill me for a soda ( Read more... )

( Bah..right, me too. )

You wanna know about my life? No? TOO BAD! I am updating anyway!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Do you want to know what I've been doing? NOTHING! Not a damn thing BECAUSE Glorfie has been called by the evil demon Dorys who WILL. NOT. DIE. And has been gone for daysI am alone, Glorfieless, Finduilasless, but hey I have FIVE children to look after. ( Read more... )

Glorfie, how soon can the little fuck LEAVE???

I am such a bad parent, my poor little snookums didn't get her Spaghettios, Bruschetta thinks we hate her and the twins keep giving me looks of disdain everytime I pass them >___< The goblins won't even let me touch them anymore because THAT BASTARD KILLED ARMANI!!!! ;_______ ( Read more... )

Are you trying to tell me something by not putting me back in my sexy man body???

I'd like to be a man again before very feminine things continue to happen >____

Since I don't have an image hosting resource right now, I can not give you pictures of the things that I have gotten.

For my living Mummy, I got:

- many many explosives
- a cigarette case
- assorted liquors and chocolates (minus anything in the nut family)

For my dead Mummy-a picture of Daddy decapitated ( Read more... )

Wellllll, um, I cleaned Denethor's house finally. Buzz ate all the vomit, thank Eru, I so did not feel up to cleaning all that shit up. So, Denny's house is all nice and fluffy for now :)The place was kinda dark and gloomy so I added a tad bit of color :)I am still sick. But not so sick to not get stoned :) I am getting stoned because I had ( Read more... )

The babies are finally fucking out of me. Thank Eru. I've named the girl Bruschetta Caratima Stardust and the boy is Bela Lugosi Dellamorte Stardust ( Read more... )