You know, maternity clothes are just ugly. So I went to visit Claude, who is very disgusted by my woman body, to ask for help in finding nice maternity clothing. The fucker didn't want to go shopping with me so he phoned his brother, Jean ( Read more... )

Good Things About Being A Woman:

-I'm pretty.
-The sparkly stillettos are much nicer on this body.
-People pay attention to me when I go places.

Bad Things About Being A Woman:

-I have tits.
-Groping ensues more often.
-Sex as a woman, really fucking hurts. Damnit. Someone needs to fucking ice my thighs. >____

Throwing the whole HARDCOVER series of the Vampire Chronicles and not missing your Maia husband's head is very very WRONG!!!! In a rare moment in our marriage Glorfie has decided to be a vengeful bitch and use his Maia power crap to MAKE ME GO THROUGH NATURAL BIRTH ( Read more... )

Zak has been mourning Celebrian by playing Playstation all morning and then terrorizing the boys. Absinthe and Kubrick retaliated by shoving Smilies into her face and my hair. >_< The kid in my stomach keeps kicking and demanding food. I practically ate us out of a house.

I was fed up and about to move in with Claude but I realized, Claude is ( Read more... )

The thing I forgot about being pregnant was the excessive gas and fatness. :( But whatever, yay, I'm pregnant :D :D :D Now, Glorfie's mommy and daddy can finally take him to Goldberry and he can be sane again :D :D :D Nifty.

Today I watched the whole fourth season of Xena. :D I also stole Zak's Cheetos :( :( I couldn't help it. I was hungry. And I ( Read more... )

GLORFIE!!!

You have like 24 hours to respond to my baby plea (still necessary in order to be happy and sane)or else I'll open the Galadriel bottle and make them kill me. >_<

I am so serious. You have no idea.

Ok, so, seriously, tell me... what is shakin' and bakin' here, foof muffin???? >:(

Gloooooooooorfie....

I am so completely sorry for everything that happened while I ..uh.... wasn't myself. ;_________; Also, I am so so horrified/shocked/appalled by it all. I think I'm going to have a mental breakdown. Yes, my pulse.... racing....I'm beginning to feel nauseous and faint ( Read more... )

I WILL KILL MYSELF! I SWEAR IT! YOU EVIL BITCHES WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!

Seriously, I'm not fucking wearing that. Hot pink clashes with my eyes.

I am shocked, appalled and completely disgusted with the lack of love shown to our baby Arwen. ;______; She is like the most gorgeous member of our family, besides myself and my immediate offspring ( Read more... )

I had the oddest day! Really! I remember having nice long hair and I walked into this bedroom where my wife was waiting for me with the witch clone. They hit me over the head with a shoe and forced me to drink pink fizzy stuff ( Read more... )