dear evie,

PLEASE COME HOME! MY PILLOWY BOSOM ACHES FOR YOU! YOU HAVE MY WORD, I WILL NEVER LET A DIRTY HUMAN TOUCH YOU AGAIN!

in sorrow and contrition,

your wenny

so i went to see that film the other week and the sight of myself on the big screen, all radiant and gorgeous and whatnot brought a tear to my eye, but then when i realised peter jackson wasn't going to devote a half hour to my wedding to estel i got a wee bit peeved and went into labour. luckily, shadowfax was my date for the evening so i was ( Read more... )

news

1. daddies sent photos from their holiday in the other earth!


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good news #1: MY SLUTBOY IS ALIVE AGAIN

bad news #1: he has fiery ass maggots >:(

good news #2: elrofuck is out getting me extra spicy vegetable samosas

bad news #2: estel has a giant radish-shaped radish in his pants ( Read more... )

i have been holed up in my wall-less room for the past whatever, sobbing over estel's demise and scarfing down popcorn with that rapist horsefucker chappie. he kept asking me to tell him stories about estel and i. i didn't mind that he found our tragic and doomed love terribly amusing, as at least he listened to my stories with some measure of ( Read more... )

DON'T MAKE ME COME GET YOU!!!!

daddy's mun made my mun some SEXORRIFIC icons and i get some!


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the royal chambers have become a vomitorium. so has the throne room. and all of rivendell except for the one couch cos daddy's not letting me in there for the time being. i want my coke mummy >:( *cough* this is the shite part of being pregnant. along with getting fat. at least i am not fat yet, YAY! thank you little kinglet(s)! :D ( Read more... )

*makes a big plate of nachos for mummy#1 and sends them to the void/mandos/wherever*


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anorien was on fire last night! do i even know where anorien is? does it really matter? the question we should all be asking ourselves is where did that sublime drawing of my elf!boobies get to, anyway?

i don't give a flip about the fire unless any of my dildos melted dresses got burned. and i am almost positive i didn't start it because i was ( Read more... )