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[arwenundomiel]

DON'T MAKE ME COME GET YOU!!!!

Comments

[wulf_of_rohan]

Oh for fuck's sake, get on to the whining and the fadnig already. My popcorn's getting cold.

[arwenundomiel]

>:(

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are you being blasé about my husbabnd's death and indifferent to my irresistable elven boobies charms as a way of toying with my raging hormones in an attempt to make me interested in you??? aloof mortals are very sexy to pregnant elves. and so is popcorn. o.o

[wulf_of_rohan]

Alas, I am a happily married man if by "happily" you mean "dead" and if by "married man" you mean "sexual predator with really weird ideas about how to win a woman's heart". In other words, I am really fucking impossibly aloof and this is really fucking excellent popcorn. *wink*

[jadegemini]

Sweet Varda on acid, I am so not seeing this.

[bela_stardust]

Please, do fucking come and get him. It was my first day at work and being darted to death was nowhere near as fun as it should've been because your husband was whining the. entire. time.

Anyways, I'm your uncle, do as I say. And be sure to wear that corset thingie and run.

[celeborniii]

Oh, my poor granddaughter. I truly sympathize, being ignored by my wife while your husband lounges around in the Halls of Mandos leaving you all to your lonesome...