I AM STILL QUEEN, YOU FUCKERS, ONLY NOT

[arwenundomiel]

good news #1: MY SLUTBOY IS ALIVE AGAIN

bad news #1: he has fiery ass maggots >:(

good news #2: elrofuck is out getting me extra spicy vegetable samosas

bad news #2: estel has a giant radish-shaped radish in his pants

Comments

[ecthelion]

My once and perhaps future Queen, I would be happy to embark on an amazing quest to reclaim all of your sparkly dresses for your regal self. Will you grant me leave to do this?

[arwenundomiel]

OMG!!!!11

that is the nicest thing anyone has ever offered to do for me!!!!!!!111111111111

if you are successfull in your mission, i will name one of my babies after you. and give you money and stuff. >:)

[ecthelion]

Hurrah!

Alas, true heroes are not allowed to accept cash for questy stuff (it's like a bylaw and everything--I checked!). The true reward is the satisfaction of a NAMESAKE!!!! so very cool mission accomplished.

[arwens_evenstar]

Meanwhile I'm TARNISHED here! You and your endless weeping for that smelly human! Wennie, please. clean me

ALRIGHT!

[arwenundomiel]

it's not as if i have anyone/thing better to do. *SIGH*

*polish*

*polish*

*polish*

*love*

[arwens_evenstar]

It's about time! //sparkles//

<3