Fucking fuck...hot damn I'm HOT!!!

[elvengoldmine]

Throwing the whole HARDCOVER series of the Vampire Chronicles and not missing your Maia husband's head is very very WRONG!!!! In a rare moment in our marriage Glorfie has decided to be a vengeful bitch and use his Maia power crap to MAKE ME GO THROUGH NATURAL BIRTH

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[drunk_finduilas]

...You had stilettos?

Um, nevermind! Yay lady Cel! You are all blonde and pretty! :)

[elvengoldmine]

Yeah. Glorfie's a very strange man.

I know :D I am not very happy to have the equipment that comes along with it but, whatever, it kept Claude away from ass :D

[glorfiestardust]

Maybe, but you've had that black pair since you were married to the Beast. :P

[elvengoldmine]

sjkfhkfhjhdgf... you weren't supposed to mention that ever since you found out..

[galadrielxiii]

:D!

You are pretty! And can help me with my knife throwing practice!

[elvengoldmine]

Me??! Really??!!

YAY! Who can we practice on???

[galadrielxiii]

We must find other Celeborns to practise on!! :D

[elvengoldmine]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

Oh, this is grand! Betraying my clones, supporting the Galadrieli. Oh well, us sistas have to stick together. I'm in :D

[galathil]

::leers::

[elvengoldmine]

jfhghjghhjfgjffkdfjk... you are SO not fucking this body!!!!

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Um, I have to go shopping for..uh...non sexy lingerie. Completely non sexy... you can...uh... come with me.....

[galathil]

really? :(

Lingerie. that's sounds like...fun. ;)

[elvengoldmine]

fjkgfjghfjgfjghfj .... no STOP USING YOUR SEXY ICONS!!

It will NOT be fun. It will be completely unsexy!!! Yes.

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;)

[fagofarabia]

*also leers*

...liek, omg!!! If you are getting new stilettos, can I have your old ones?!?! :D PLeAsE????

[elvengoldmine]

Sure :D After natural fucking birth Glorfie can buy me more things to make up for the pain and stuff he is causing me. :D :D

What are you doing later, anyway? My basement is furnished and has all necessary substances required for our ...uh..... chemistry experiment that we can not tell our spouses about :D

[brilthor]

This "chemisty" that the spouses aren't supposed to know about better be drugs.

[elvengoldmine]

Um, if chemistry was indeed about drugs..then of COURSE it would be drugs.

But chemistry is like..um....

ok, so it might be drugs. :(

[numberoneenemy]

Hello.

Fuck me. Glorf-tart can watch. Or join. Whatever.

[forsaken_one]

ORGY!!!

woohoo. Just let me get some video cameras set up and then we'll be good to go. rawr.

[elvengoldmine]

Excuse me, whoa whoa waitaminute!!!! I am SO not fucking either of you!!! dkfjdjkghfjkghg just NO! I AM FUCKING MY BROTHER AND LIKE THAT IS NOT CHEATING BECAUSE WE'RE FAMILY!!!!

Stop leering at me... I feel violated. o_O

[forsaken_one]

::smirk::