1. Still evil.
2. The kid doesn't seem to have aged in the last two years.
3. Still incredibly sexy.

;)

Those politicians from the evil workshop seem to be doing well. Next they should be declaring themselves king of all Arda and then their families will come along and SMITETHEM AND CHAIN THEM UP ( Read more... )

Well, that was unexpected, yet not entirely unpleasant. The evil consultancy business is thriving and I had a date with some politicians.

Not exactly a date. More of a training/taunting regime going on. Of course, I would never taunt any student of evil. I got Damien to do that. :D

::readsHmmm. There seems to be a lacking in evil and an ( Read more... )

      Melkor is Naughty Thoughts.

I liked that Eomer chap. Shares my taste in women. ;)

Anyway, in lieu of my mun being able to think of something to post in honor of the not-so recently deceased, Long & Arda productions is rereleasing some of Eomer's past work with us.

( Namely this: )

So kids. The big news - seeing as an overwhelming 60% of you little middle earthers wanted to know ( Read more... )

I am torn. You see, all you little Middle Earthers... I am in a quandry.

Do I warn you? Or do I not warn you and see what happens?

Either way, it's still fun for me.

Poll Truth or Dare

Let's see...
Cake... check
balloons... check
fireworks...check
punch... check
porn...check
video camera... check
disturbing amounts of furniture polish... check

What have I forgotten? Hmm.

Aha. Location.

*installs bouncy castle in Minas Tirith*

Party time people!

If you're thinking that I forgot Erumas then you are wrong. Today, being the twelfth day of Erumas, is still Erumas.

I wouldn't forget Dad's special time of year especially after last time.

I did have to take that apocalypse back to the shop though, Dad already had one. Nevermind. heheh I have... other plans.

I got the kid some window cleaner ( Read more... )

Oh and hey.... to celebrate my return I'm declaring it

NAKED DAY!

::steals middle earth's clothes::