It is with a heavy heart that Sockpuppet News has to announce the passing of kielle.

kielle was one of the members at the heart of MESPT, writing with and welcoming players with equal enthusiasm and heart. She will be greatly missed.


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Sockpuppet news sources have revealed to us that unnamed hobbit dissidents have sullied the good name of this publication torched the Hobbiton news office.

Worried news!hobbits say that they "don't know what to expect next. Perhaps some apples, pie, cake, sandwiches and tea."

In other Middle Earth news:

• psychotic!Galadriel and Galathil's baby, ( Read more... )

You know, in between taunting small helpless hobbits and stealing chocolate-covered lembas from elven children, I like to make the occasional news post.

So here's a short one to tide you over till...whenever anyone decided to do anything more.

Fabulously dashing and handsome, not to mention intelligent, sexy and virile doer of evil returns. What ( Read more... )

Firiel got somewhere. Anybody want to fill me in? I wasn’t paying attention.

Felaróf is feeling OLD and goes into a STALL instead of the THRONE ROOM. People, this is symbolism. Watch out for this.

Frodo’s off to Nobottle to blow something up. Thank you, Frodo, for writing that headline for me.

Norolinde gets indigestion. Except her name’s really ( Read more... )

Study: Muns Deny All Knowledge of MESPT

"I usually pretend I'm reading CNN," anonymous mun claims

By Zlot BrokawARDA-- A new study conducted by the Ethring Institute suggests that MESPT muns often lie to their families, coworkers and friends where roleplaying is concerned. A whopping 87% of muns have been known to quickly minimize windows. 78% ( Read more... )

Ladies, gents. It's 5:15 pm and do you know where your puppets are ( Read more... )

NEW MUN MINION/LOVEBUNNY OF SAURON

Sockpuppets Editor: "And She Eats Kittens"


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Obituary: Eomer Eomundsson Theodensson.

LEAVES AWARD WINNING PORN MOVIE AND THE SMELL OF CHICKEN IN THE AIR


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Fantastic New Opportunity!

For all you aspiring actresses and actors, an exciting new role in the latest Long & Arda production has unexpectedly become available.
Long & Arda is looking for energetic new hopefuls to inject a burst of life into Eomer this thrilling new picture.
Hopefuls must be able to deal with hoards of animated blow-up Luthy ( Read more... )

Call it ambition. Call it boredom. Call it only the last 150 posts. Call it me hoping our wonderful editor doesn't have my head for this. But whatever you call it, you bloody well better call it a freaking news post.

*AHEM*

Maedhros, one of about a billion new puppets, learns Kinslaying doesn't exactly shine the ladies on. Of course, he's ( Read more... )