Return of the Intrepid Evil News-Valar

[sockpuppets]

You know, in between taunting small helpless hobbits and stealing chocolate-covered lembas from elven children, I like to make the occasional news post.

So here's a short one to tide you over till...whenever anyone decided to do anything more.

Fabulously dashing and handsome, not to mention intelligent, sexy and virile doer of evil returns. What

Comments

[arathorn]

Thanks for the mention.

*donates a cd of bump-and-grind classics*

*bows and sits something down*

[mayorsamgamgee]

I donate a bushel of taters.... AND THIS!!

Thank you kindly except for the FAT part, sir.

[fair_fae]

I'm not a Rohirrim. I'm a lutin. And I'm sure I'll be tired of explaining this to people by tomorrow.

((e.e *slips you these pics under the table*))

[forsaken_one]

Well Ray, you spend time with horses. Ergo, you are probably a rohirrim in denial.

And department store girl likes llamas. Innnnteresting. She may be offered a contract with Long & Arda.

[fenny_]

*bellows* I AM NOT A DEPARTMENT STORE, DAMN YOU!

[forsaken_one]

Yes you are.

[tearsofnienna]

No, no, no.

99 mice walk into a bar. The pregnant woman behind the bar says 'We don't serve mice here ...'

Sorry. The mun is an improvisationalist. And plays that game far too often.

and I'm still hiding from you.

[forsaken_one]

You know, Nienna, I almost laughed. That's not bad.

And you can never *really* hide from me. ;) *leers*

[tearsofnienna]

*quiet sigh*

Melkor, dear, that is not the entire line. The game itself is '99 Blanks,' and it is the actor's job to fill in what the person serving says after 'we don't serve blanks here ...'

But I suppose just the fact that people do eat mice in some places could make the single line funny ... I'm not much of a laugher. And I rarely worry about being humourous.

... notice my perfectly civil attitude as I try and ignore your expression. yeah.

[forsaken_one]

Why would they serve blanks? Live ammunition is more fun!

I'm sure you'd laugh if I tickled you and perhaps groped you while I did. ;)

*leers some more*

[fair_fae]

I'M NOT A- Well, I guess that's kinda pointless.