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[sockpuppets]

Obituary: Eomer Eomundsson Theodensson.

LEAVES AWARD WINNING PORN MOVIE AND THE SMELL OF CHICKEN IN THE AIR

Comments

[norolinde]

. . . ::sends knife with bloody-looking cutout NEWSPAPER LETTERS stuck to it::

Consider that my donation. ::growls::

[jadegemini]

Denethor? :laughs until she cries, despite still being unconscious:

Dear Ombudsman

[trishalynn]

As Mastress Eomer, former King of Rohan, former King of Gondor and former Consort to the Lothlorien's lackey, I feel as if it is my duty to correct the grievous error that you have written in the caption to the picture accompanying your obituary of my Lord'n'Lady.

Denethor, while a fine figure of a man, was never involved in a relationship with Eomer that resulted in children. (If you're not sure, you can check the shaggedbyeomer archives; I'm sure they've got all the proper records somewhere.) To my knowledge, they never even had relations other than the fact that Eomer regularly shagged Faramir, which I guess means that Denethor is/was Eomer's fag-shaggy father-in-law.

I humbly request that this information be changed in the next edition.

Yours,
Trisha Lynn
Lacky to Eomer