*flashes 'honorary' membership card at guard, gains entrance to group.

...

.......

*glares* Don't forget to add our wonderful, wise, resplendent king to this esteemed little group. I'm sure you all will have much to talk about.

*stomps out, seething*

Hello, I'm Lothiriel and I'm the only person on this group to have been shagged by Eomer while in a state of legal marriage with him.

Go me!

*steps up to the mic and taps it lightly to make sure it's on*

Hello.

My name is Lúthien, and I'm an elf.

I've been shagged by Éomer.

... That's all.

*sits back down*

PS: I enjoyed it, too.

PPS: Very much, actually. :)

SOME OF YOU ARE MERE WISHFUL THINKING.

(On my part or yours, I won't say.)