Sockpuppets has captured rare footage of the Gondorian Gloomcloud (scientific name? Wettus Angstfeedoffus).


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Hi, MESPT. Sorry about the lack of posts. We went into an angst coma after we weren't included in the last edition of Kielle's Kwote Page. But everything's okay now and even though Editor John has been withholding sexual favors, here's the news. It's not complete from last time, but it will have to do, you monsters.

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Gondorian Community Is Shocked, Awed, Reports Say

Local celebrity does something unexpected

Headlines are shockingly uninformative

By The Sockpuppets Newsthingie, Zlot To Her FriendsMINAS TIRITH-- Sockpuppets News was both stunned and pleased to receive reports that Halbarad of the Dunedain, perhaps one of Gondor's snappiest dressers and all- ( Read more... )

Well, after what feels like weeks of being nagged by Herr Editor John, here we go--yet another Sockpuppets news update, designed to edify and entertain.

I do want to entertain you guys, honestly I do.

So please ask Gorlim to stop angsting, okay? For my sake.

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Our story opens with the return of Lean. Lean married Frealaf back in the day, ( Read more... )

Online Community Celebrates Birth of a Legend

Sockpuppets editor John turns eighteen, becomes legal alcoholic

Local liquor store ecstatic, sources say

By Zlot McZlotstein III


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egglered = Baby swan!
erisdiscord = Ummm...yeah. o.O
furueru = Wraithspawn!
hathaldir = Somebody else Gorlim got killed.
hobbitkitty = Smial kitty!
ivybracegirdle = Looks male, sounds female -- hmm...
rohanqueen = Léan, Frealaf's wife
tigergoodbody = Another for the Smial crew.

That's right. I'm back for yet another incredibly long, less than funny SP report.

Deal with it.

Lai sketches Rumil in his sleep. While RUMIL sleeps, not Lai. Dammit. Lai's talented, but not that talented.

Horoscopes! For muns and puppets alike.

Melkor sends Luthien and Eomer an early wedding present. Some dude's gonna film the wedding. ( Read more... )

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That's right. It's the return of our advice column, with our newly hired advisors: elvenwisdom, and femmefatale.

Dear Sockpuppets: Why does my family keep arguing with me? Surely I am always right. From: A Poor Put-upon KingDear Kingie: From your letter, I can tell you are a chauvinist pig. Kindly do the world a favour and rid us of your ( Read more... )

Aries March 21-April 19 : Look out! BEHIND YOU! NO YOU FOOL--

Taurus April 20-May 20 : Again, that puppet you're eyeing? Your mun's. And your mun. Hates. You. Go kill yourself in a random angstplot. There is nothing for you here. Hope has left these lands.

Gemini May 21-June 21 : Twincest ho! You make the Baby Eru cry. Clonecest, however, ( Read more... )