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[sockpuppets]

Gondorian Community Is Shocked, Awed, Reports Say

Local celebrity does something unexpected

Headlines are shockingly uninformative

By The Sockpuppets Newsthingie, Zlot To Her FriendsMINAS TIRITH-- Sockpuppets News was both stunned and pleased to receive reports that Halbarad of the Dunedain, perhaps one of Gondor's snappiest dressers and all-

Comments

[forsaken_one]

Coming to a video store near you soon:

"Once upon a time in Middle Earth"

Starring John as El Mariachi and Halbarad's Hat as the love interest.

[gorlim]

There will be no "getting" of any kind with me, thankyouverymuch.

It's ALLLL in your heads. Just keep telling yourselves that.

[ecthelion]

*cuts out article, tapes to wall*