Newsflash

[sockpuppets]

Sockpuppet news sources have revealed to us that unnamed hobbit dissidents have sullied the good name of this publication torched the Hobbiton news office.

Worried news!hobbits say that they "don't know what to expect next. Perhaps some apples, pie, cake, sandwiches and tea."

In other Middle Earth news:

• psychotic!Galadriel and Galathil's baby,

Comments

[isengar_took]

*donates a large keg of ale*

[tigergoodbody]

What's THIS???

*holds up extremely thin version of the Sock Puppet News*

Is the Fourth Age OVER? Is there nothing else going ON?

*donates latest version of Quark Express*

[forsaken_one]

Is the Fourth Age OVER? Is there nothing else going ON?>/i>

...I could arrange for the current age to be over if you like. :)

[tigergoodbody]

Uh...no. This is a very nice Age, all in all.

Thank you anyway.

*hides under kitchen table*

[naryathered]

*donates large box of fireworks*

[forsaken_one]

These remind me of the days when I used to stuff random middle-earthers with these things.

...

Time for a father-son outing I think.

[naryathered]

I would suggest starting with him.

[folcotook]

*donates some pretty good mushrooms*

[forsaken_one]

Ah. mushrooms. I remember when I laced Manwe's ones with laxatives.

[folcotook]

Holy shit! Kinda.

[elanorgamgee]

elanorgamgee returns!

In unrelated news, local scientists have discovered increased italics and angst radicals in the atmosphere.

*wry smile* Such a nice, warm welcome.

... ;D

*donates some chocolate-hazelnut lembas*

[forsaken_one]

I'm sure an even warmer welcome could be arranged in my bedroom. ;)

[isengar_took]

Really? I think not.

[forsaken_one]

You're welcome to join in too. ;)

[gorlim]

Actually, the angst levels are notoriously low. I've been busy with my wife.

[forsaken_one]

So have I. ;)