Newsflash

[sockpuppets]

Sockpuppet news sources have revealed to us that unnamed hobbit dissidents have sullied the good name of this publication torched the Hobbiton news office.

Worried news!hobbits say that they "don't know what to expect next. Perhaps some apples, pie, cake, sandwiches and tea."

In other Middle Earth news:

• psychotic!Galadriel and Galathil's baby,

Comments

[mayorsamgamgee]

Thank you for mentioning _misterfrodo and I... but I see you had one of THEM ( naryathered ) show up!

Here! It's my last can, but I'll donate it.

[frodofigment]

Iorhael is angsty odd.

News? The mun thinks not!

......Oh. Well. Isn't that interesting. I'm in the paper. *becomes suddenly paranoid* Maybe...maybe these are the people who are after me. This small, tired publication...*eye dart*

*donates DON JUAN TRIUMPHANT* yar har har

[forsaken_one]

Small? Tired?

I think not. You'll find I have a lot of stamina and heh, I'm far from small. ;)