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[sockpuppets]

Firiel got somewhere. Anybody want to fill me in? I wasn’t paying attention.

Felaróf is feeling OLD and goes into a STALL instead of the THRONE ROOM. People, this is symbolism. Watch out for this.

Frodo’s off to Nobottle to blow something up. Thank you, Frodo, for writing that headline for me.

Norolinde gets indigestion. Except her name’s really

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[aerin_dorlomin]

*leaves a donation* For the brand-new reporter.

[isengar_took]

Ah, but the comments are where all the lovely lasses are, and where there are lovely lasses and Tooks, well, wink wink nudge nude know wot I mean?

*donates sushi platter*

[sockpuppets]

Not really. But that's okay. I'd rather not know.

New to the desk?

[tigergoodbody]

Now what might a reporter need to perform his/her/its job?

*donates one pony for traveling around Middle-earth, one laptop computer for writing up each story and one pair of binoculars for...well, not for covering sporting events, that's for sure*

[halfwest]

*donates a few souls*

I love you. :D :D :D :D :D

[helmsdaughter]

*coughs* Me and Theo? Not since Erumas.

*leaves donation*

[sockpuppets]

There hasn't been a newspost in that long. We here at Sockpuppets make no claims towards the veracity of our reporting. Except it's all true.