Life with Glorftart, Celeborn, a thousand and one pets and their brats is..uh.. interesting.

Zak is my favorite in the family. Oh yes. If only she were my own little satanic offspring. She makes me insanely proud. Last night she stayed up with me as I lay stoned and frightened that Celeborn's lawn gnomes were going to eat my face off. She's ( Read more... )

and I guess I had a thought or something and decided Middle-Earth doesn't have a good magazine for sexy bitches. I was thinking if Other Me combined efforts we could bring one beautiful magazine spectacular of sexiness to Middle-Earth. He can give you the male goods, I'll give ya'll the womanly goods ( Read more... )

I've been thinking... and naturally, that took awhile, and I think sexy other me that we should join forces and become an ultra evil ball of sex. What will we do? Fuck if I know. But we have time, my friend. We'll figure something out.

In the meantime there are people to do and elves to harass. What do you say?

Went back to Void. Issue with fucking head trauma and MPD, couldn't fuck up my reputation.

Namo visited me, was stuck for a veeeeeery long time. He wouldn't touch me. Fucker. Let him sit through Bauhaus and Jack Off Jill records. Started to put on Hole when he lost it and smashed my CD player. Thanks alot, fucker, all I had left were those tapes ( Read more... )

Ow, fuck, my head.I just woke up and there's a huge bump on my forehead and Britney Spears tickets in my pocket.Something is very wrong here ( Read more... )

What the fuck did I miss?

Well,Nelys and I did the incredibly evil thing of getting married.Yes,we're married.Finally.

No,I'm not crying.My eyes are sensitive to sunlight.

They ARE.

Now,sweetness and I are going to get drunk and go on our honeymoon.

Leave us alone for like a month.

Fuck.I'm getting married today.

Is Friday good,Denny was talking about marrying us then.In a top secret loacation as to keep certain people from attending!

And here.If you don't like it, let me know, that's just the engagement ring anyway.

:wakes up face first in a bowl of oatmeal,gets up wipes the cereal off his face and turns on the Preview Channel,notices today's date:

Oh fuck,I'm in trouble!