Wow ok my Daddies are getting really drunk and it's not fair because they won't share AT ALL!! They always say ZAK SHARE YOUR TOYS and stuff but oh no THEY don't share, just because my stupid "brother" had Glorfiedaddy's baby OH LIKE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN ALL THE TIME or at least sort of. Arwen says it happens in Rivendell like every day so who ( Read more... )

HEY!!! STUPID ANNOYING UGLY BIG KID!!!!

Celedaddy wants you. :D

Ducks are really neat. :D Celedaddy doesn't seem to like them much, though. He keeps starting to cry whenever Glorfiedaddy is out of the room. That's weird because ducks aren't bad!

And I think the stupid ugly boy is dying! Today is the best day!

The stupid big kids that keep eating all the Jello are even bigger now and are looking at my Playstation funnily and I hate them. Celedaddy says I can kill the short ugly one if I want but says no I can't kill the stupid annoyinger one because she's his baby precious girl or something stupid like that. Glorfiedaddy says no don't kill either of ( Read more... )

The dumb blond big kid that lives in the backyard made a big explosion and now the back part of the house is gone and now I think the big kids are going to fight!!! This is so neat. Celedaddy is SO MAD and it's funny because the big purple vein is sticking out. He's yelling at the big dumb blond kid that I hate because HE DELETED MY TEKKEN GAMES ( Read more... )

Somebody better make these dumb big kids stop messing with my video games or I'll poison them. >:( Nobody made me Spaghettios today. :(

BriBri jumped off a mountain and squooshed herself. ;_________;

But now she haunts the house sometimes, and that's pretty neat!

But still we can't go shopping anymore or anything and that makes me cry.

Gloooorfiedaaaaddyyyyyyyyy, Celedaddy wanted me to give you a message. I wrote it on a napkin but it had Kool Aid on it and the crayon didn't come out good so I don't really remember what it said, but I remember something about the ladies. And a pot of bubbling fat. Here. :) *cheerfully hands it over and sucks on the lolly some more*

First two ladies came to the house and gave me cookies. One of them seemed very nice so I took them. I played video games but I felt dizzy and fell asleep while I was playing. Then I woke up and Celedaddy was gone but Glorfiedaddy was there and bleeding a lot. I started laughing and he told me to shut up and go to my sister's BriBri's house. I ( Read more... )

Hi! I'm Zak. I'm an elf. :)