Comments | zak_stardust: I am a mommy today.

zak_stardust

I am a mommy today.

Mar 30, 2003 19:12

First two ladies came to the house and gave me cookies. One of them seemed very nice so I took them. I played video games but I felt dizzy and fell asleep while I was playing. Then I woke up and Celedaddy was gone but Glorfiedaddy was there and bleeding a lot. I started laughing and he told me to shut up and go to my sister's BriBri's house. I ( Read more... )

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brilthor March 30 2003, 16:39:55 UTC

Leaving his babies all alone, huh? Poor kid, has his momma's genes.

Where do you live, kiddo? Grandma will come pick you up and we can harass Grandpa Florence and make him cry. After you finish making your Dad's room all nice and pretty.

zak_stardust March 30 2003, 16:52:01 UTC

I live in Imaldrissis. My house is the sparkly one next to the house of the Elrondses, they are sort-of attached and there are lots of mountains. :) You're very pretty but you don't look like my grandma, she is black and white and she is nice to me a lot even though Glorfiedaddy told me to call her Demon Lady. I like that name, though, it's a nice name. Can you have more than one gramma? That would be neat! Do you have cookies? I don't want any more cookies because the ones the ladies gave me today made me sick.

brilthor March 30 2003, 17:02:01 UTC

You can have two grandma's. I'm your Glorfiedaddy's mom, I was gone for a very long time. Demon Lady is a very nice name :) No, I don't have cookies. Grandpa Florence passed out and he does all the cooking if his nails aren't freshly polished.

We can find those ladies and throw darts at their throats later if you'd like :)

zak_stardust March 30 2003, 19:10:01 UTC

Can I have ice cream, then?? Is Grandpa Florence a dirty whoreson drunken loser? That's what my daddies call my other grandpa.

YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!! Do you have darts? Mine were eaten by goblins.

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elvengoldmine March 31 2003, 08:15:09 UTC

Hello, little love dumpling! I am going to run away. Do you love me? You can come with me if you love me. There's a shack with a man and his dog-man friend where a woman who looked like my biological mother molested me!

zak_stardust March 31 2003, 08:50:31 UTC

Celedaddy, you look scary in a bowtie. ;_;

Re: elvengoldmine March 31 2003, 09:08:32 UTC

ZAK!...... um, tell Glorfiedaddy. Celedaddy. Underground. Galadriel. HQ. Must. Be. Stopped.

AHHHHH THE MUSKRATS! THE MUSKRATS! GET THEM AWAY! GET THEM AWAY!!!!!!!!!

zak_stardust March 31 2003, 09:13:51 UTC

Ok!! *scribbles something in crayon on a napkin*

Bring a muskrat home for me :D :D

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