Oh shit

[numberoneenemy]

:wakes up face first in a bowl of oatmeal,gets up wipes the cereal off his face and turns on the Preview Channel,notices today's date:

Oh fuck,I'm in trouble!

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unholiness...

[papa_denethor]

I worship you, literally and figuratively, but...

You're a git, you know that? Nelys is beuatiful and charming and a great lay. She's bearing YOUR child. What more could you possibly want?

I mean, you gave up the whole evil thing, so you have no excuse. I am...disappointed in you.

Marry her, take her on a honeymoon, be a man.

Denny!

[numberoneenemy]

I am going to marry her,I just haven't gotten around to it yet.

Yes,she's all those things.Gah!

But the same could also be said about you and Finduilas.

Re: Denny!

[papa_denethor]

Well, I'm still married to Fin...and she doesn't want me around. Nelys, on the other hand, wants you there.

Assuming I can escape from my captors by then, how about I marry the both of you on Fri?

Re: Denny!

[numberoneenemy]

Yeah!Friday is good,if you can make it!

[jadegemini]

:leans on the table: You like living dangerously, don't you?