From Glorftart's first entry,if you say something you should deliver.We don't want you to go down as a liar now.

( The incriminationg/erotic photographs or whatever you'd like to label them )

[OOC:Melkie will be gone for a few days,yeah last minute plans did come through and I'm leaving for awhile.Nelys,do what you want with Melk.And don't let my sister sign under this name and do what she suggested,alright?;)I saw what you guys were discussing.]

Where was Melkie?Melkie was watching the new edition of Star Wars featuring many Middle-Earth regulars trying not to choke on his damn corn flakes.

Nelys, get me a fucking autograph from Darth Vader!

Sweetness and I made up and we're going on vacation.Who wants to watch the kid?

Somewhere along the line I was stalked and bit by a hot vampire guy.

Was then victim to Celeborn's attitude problem,elves fucking PMS too much.

And made Issy cryIssy, Nelys, my tarts(except Glorftart), I love you ALL ( Read more... )

That's it!I demand to kill someone,who wants to fucking die, this way at least if I have your permission I won't get in trouble or fucking BEAT by angry fiances!

I locked myself in the basement again.This time I boarded it up so no one can get in.

Sweetness beat me.

Bad.

I think I'm scared of her now.

Nelys,sweetness,what the hell happened to your face?Not that this is a problem but-you were a woman last time I checked.

This is really all too fucking amsuing.

But I'm in a bad mood,so,I'll lay off laughing in everyone's face who was effected by whatever happened.

Wait-

my kid was born?

Shit.Oh.Yeah.Hi,kid.

Nelys, you,your friendand I need to talk.Now.

Denny,dude,do you deal with those fucking release forms?
I need to get Jade out of Mandos.

Gah,I hope this fucking things gets sped up.That way I can bring Jade to go see Nelys, and they can go 'awwwwww' and 'oooooh' over the identical parasite spawn of these two.

Congratulations,to the new parents of twin parasites.

Este chill out,you're going to scare everyone away.