Issy made it!

Uh huh.

:looks around:

Where the fuck is Nelys?

I've been doing stuff.

Nelys,if you name the kid after one of these fucks I swear I'll never speak to the kid.The certain person who suggested that should be shot,maimed,and repeatedly tortured.:sends death glares towards the witch's way:

So,who missed me?

Thank you for visiting the Brand! You now have a flamethrower tattooed on the palm of your left hand ( Read more... )

I'm actually starting to like it.

But I figure that's just the whole pregnancy bullshit.All the emotions and shit,I'll probably hate the little fucker in about five minutes.

I wish YOU WOULD STOP FUCKING KICKING ME YOU LITTLE UNGRATEFUL PARASITE!!!!Alright, Mannie I learned my lesson,dude!I will never knock up anyone without their consent!I can't ( Read more... )

Mannie, what were you thinking when you decided to knock me up with Gollum's kid?THAT was just cruel,all I did was give a few people a bundle of joy(or two bundles)at the request of others and one because it would keep me amused.This is NOT cool.I don't want that ugly little thing,can you imagine what it's gonna look like?It's gonna be hideous, ( Read more... )

Celeborn is now the proud impregnated male with twins.Sam is still debatable on quadruplets,waiting to hear what the Larimer girl sentences him with.Also,Smaug,you have a little litter on the way due to suggestion by Denny but you'll probably eat your young so whatever.

In other news,Nelys and I are engaged.And Elladan is really cool ( Read more... )

Denny is a genius!!!So, which one of the (un)lcuky three would like twins?Or triplets?Hmmm, any opinions people?Votes?Requests?Sorry,not Eomer he requested not to AND I'm on his quote page alot for just coming back, sooooooo who should have twins or triplets?

Alcoholic-tart and Denny, who are having a baby girl.

Baggins boy and Sammy,still has yet to be determined.

Muhahahahahaha-fucking-ha.

Anyone else?Come on, you know you want to.

Well,since She requested and it was okayed by her,Frodo you're going to be a mommy!If you have any questions,complaints,comments,and shit like that talk it over with the Larimer girl and Este and I'll get back to you.