YOU ARE ALL THE BALL LICKERS!

So.

Bye.

Ball lickers.

I have come to the conclusions Glorfie is either:

a) dead
b) hates me and doesn't want to come back
c) really really really dead
d) deader than dead
e) really fucking dead

Yeah.

;__;

I think poor little Absinthe was devastated, he tried to shove a goblin in his mouth. :(

I'm going to weep now.

So, like I told Elrohir, the plan was to kill random suspicious looking people. Yup. I wasn't kidding.

I am Glorfie-less and not happy so.

*gets a babysitter and some battlegear*

*starts killing random suspicious looking people*

Ok, so yesterday was supposed to be a completely normal day, you know- dress up like an idiot, dress the kids up in really adorable identical outfits, show off our nifty pumpkin, get lots of candy, right? NO! Glorfie goes outside for like one second or so and gets KIDNAPPED! And then they want me to leave a pint of blood and a bag of Fritos for ( Read more... )

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Stupid orcs.

Upon all the shit that happened while moving to and getting settled in Mordor, the orcs have harassed me constantly. It started with mild teasing, then it escalated into throwing stuff at me and soon after they got ballsy enough to pull my hair. I've come to two conclusions one (as my father used to tell me) they find me repulsive and ( Read more... )

Some orcs buried me in my backyard.

Fuckers.

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We are moving, possibly to Mordor..Glorfie has shown interest in going there so I figured why not? Besides it would save me the trouble of having to redecorate everything, anyway, the boys need a role model and rather having them become fixated on some stupid singer or band that sounds like they're recycling the same song over and over again, I'm ( Read more... )

They are finally dead, thank fucking Eru, now I can finally have a social life again...it being going out and getting piss drunk with Finny... I'm allowed to have a few fucking drinks after my Hitchcock-esque experience, besides there was a drink I hadn't had during my entire time as an alcoholic.

While Glorfie and I were making the mother of all ( Read more... )