Sorry, Alcoholic-tart but on request you have been given a little baby girl in the oven!If you have any questions,comments,concerns,complaints,bitch to your husband and request for it to be taken away.

I just wanted to see if I can do what the Valar can and see what I could do if I merely snapped my fingers or waved my hand and did some magic shit.So I give it a try and guess what I can fucking do,I CAN KNOCK PEOPLE UP!That's right,all I can fucking do now is impregnate people so BEWARE!Anyone that makes fun of me is getting a baby in the oven, ( Read more... )

Those listed on tartage:

Elftart (So when do we mount the search party, Issy?)
Glorftart
Ghost-tart
Twistedtart
Fairytart
Evil goddesstart

Decided on letting the martians have Earth.Chances are they'll get killed by Theoden and that's a load off of my chest.So, yes, you are looking now upon the proud owner of the motherfucking Milky Way(not the ( Read more... )

Actually, no muff diving for Nimmy.No.Instead I'm negociating with martians right now,they don't want to be homeless and I want their whole fucking planet to myself.They asked for Uranus,I want Uranus.They want Venus,I said fuck that Venus probably has some hot space babes.So I suggested Mercury,they said it's too hot.I suggested Pluto, it's too ( Read more... )

Okay made my presence brief.Now going to Druscilla's with Issy and possibly my elftart's husband and get out of this fucking Gucci.

AND I have pixie stix!

Yeah,so I'm at the wedding.Issy invited me so she could have someone else to keep Kingy with.

Thank my Dad,I'm not immensely popular or some poor souls would actually try to mingle with me.

All I have to say is-

muff diving.

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Going through all my books yesterday and came across "The Silmarillion", without a cover so of course I read it.

You Valar AND elves are bastards.BASTARDS!

But the Valar made ready and came forth from Aman in strength of war, resolving to assault the fortresses of Melkor and make an end.Never did Melkor forget that this war was made for the sake ( Read more... )

Before I go handgliding off of Mount Doom, I just want to thank everyone who voted for me in the contest thing and I think it's pretty cool sharing the spot with Sauron.

So thanks to those that have confirmed evil always looks good.