OH MY GAWD!!!!

wait..nothing....HII!!!

I like being blonde better.

( Picture time! Me, friends and family :D :D :D )

My head hurts. There are lots of bills and newspapers and unopened milked bottles outside of my door. Um. This is very funny. If anyone can explain where the fuck i was i'll give you a vodka lollipop.

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ANYWAY, YAYAYAYAY CEL IS PREGNANT AND A WOMAN!! :D :D

Since, Celeborn has run away to the forest in attempt to prove...something, i will have to drink his share of the booze in his honour too, as well as mine. You must understand this is another act of protest on behlaf of Celeborn and it is also proving something. I'm not sure what, but i will work it out after i drink the stuff.

*pimps new icons, ( Read more... )

I haven't updated since last year. Literally. Happy new year.

My son is a fucking potato in TTT, i'm telling you. My poor, poor baby boy Faramir ;_;

I think Celeborn is still stuck in a shack somewhere with Gandalf. And Glorfie is off being enlightened somewhere. Gah.....noone to drink with. On this perfect excuse for a drink, new year!

I weep.

Spent all last night in the kitchen trying to get my head around the insaneness of...EVERYTHING. But my head hates me and refuses to let me comprehend anything so i just drank more tequila. A whole fucking crate! And that was just my share. Between me and Glorfie we drank about three boxes full of the stuff until it was coming out of ears ( Read more... )

Yoko and Celeborn are both sitting infront of the television watching Sesame Street while colouring a picture of Barney. Cel's asked me about twenty questions while watching it.

"Finny, is that red fluffy thing my grandpa ( Read more... )

I couldn't remember my name up until about 2 hours ago. Cel invited me over for a boozing session which ended up with him lying on the floor in my dress with dramatically different hair and eyeliner plastered all over his face. Uh, yes. It happened. Really ( Read more... )

I'm so tempted just to say "I live!" and have it over with but NO. I will not do that. I refuse. I also refuse to have one of those posts where i talk about how evil my mun is because that really annoys the piss out of me.

Piss! Piss drunk! Yes that reminds me, i'll shut the fuck up and go do that NOW.

I LIVE!!!! ...You did not hear me say that ( Read more... )