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[drunk_finduilas]

Spent all last night in the kitchen trying to get my head around the insaneness of...EVERYTHING. But my head hates me and refuses to let me comprehend anything so i just drank more tequila. A whole fucking crate! And that was just my share. Between me and Glorfie we drank about three boxes full of the stuff until it was coming out of ears

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did someone say tequila?

[galmod]

Bob the hobbit drug dealer?

Give me Bob's number and I'll score you a crate

[elvengoldmine]

YES!

Re: Give me Bob's number and I'll score you a crate

[galmod]

O_o

He sold be baaad pills.

Dude... you do NOT wanna deal with Bob or those freaky mutant hobbit on steriods henchmen he has...

[elvengoldmine]

Mutant hobbits? o_O

Riiiiight...ok, then. Uh..here's a crate anyway. Mutant hobbits, Christ.

[elvengoldmine]

Seriously, the number can be down there! It's happened to my father before! I stuff numbers down there all the time!

I've studied Law Enforcement...don't make me frisk you.

[drunk_finduilas]

Your father really isn't a good example to follow.

...

I'm going to go watch Sesame Street, now.

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[elvengoldmine]

Ooh! Did you ever watch that show while really really high and drunk .. it's cool Snuffy always does some gay disco dance with Big Bird.

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[drunk_finduilas]

Ye- NO!!

And the bert and ernie sleeping in the same bed! ...I didn't say that.

[glorfiestardust]

Thankyouthankyouthankyou.

I'm not taking this trenchcoat off even if the little bastard SETS IT ON FIRE.

[jeezus]

omg, liek, tequila is not a Heavenly Happy drink. That is like Satan's little Screwdriver. Turn away from the bottle, or liek, you will swim in fire and brimstone.

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[drunk_finduilas]

But the bottle loves me! It drwas me towards it! I can't help it >_<

Poor misguided child

[jeezus]

But liek, you will be ugly and we don't allow ugly people in Heaven. And liek, omg, drinking is soooo soooo bad.

Re: Poor misguided child

[drunk_finduilas]

AAAAAH JEEZUS YOU ARE MAKING ME FEEL GUILTY STOP STOP STOP IT.

*drinks more*

*cries*