Shit.

[drunk_finduilas]

Yoko and Celeborn are both sitting infront of the television watching Sesame Street while colouring a picture of Barney. Cel's asked me about twenty questions while watching it.

"Finny, is that red fluffy thing my grandpa

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[elvengoldmine]

*peeks in kitchen*

Fiiinnnnyyy! What'cha drinking? Can I have some? OOH! Is that tequilla???!!! My Daddy drinks that all the time, can I have some pleassssseeeee?!!!

I love you :D

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[drunk_finduilas]

Cel! Nooo! Your. Two. Years. Old. Tequila is a bad bad drink that grown ups have when they feel...um stressed. I don't think you need it.

How about lemonade instead, eh? *hands over glass*

Awww! So adorable! I love you too! Should we go back in and watch Sesame Street again?

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[elvengoldmine]

But.. but... my Daddy lets me drink it. He syas hopefully I'll get alcohol poisoning. That means he really really loves me :D

OOh! Yummy! Is it Jack's Hard Lemonade?!

Yay!!! Ok! Can I be Big Bird?! Are you my Mommy and that guy that looks girly with the bitchy eyebrows my Daddy? Do you two have sex?

My head is exploding.

[drunk_finduilas]

No...sweetie, i don't think it does. It's very hard to explain...i uh....

Just the normal kind :)

NOOOOO HE'S YOUR HUSBAND! I mean, no no sex? NO....AAAAAAH.

*pat pats, cracks open 5th bottle of tequila*

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