THIS.

I will never again acknowledge the existence of YOU and YOU and YOU.

Oh wait! There was something else I said I'd do if this ever happened. Hmmm, what was that again? OH.

(Fact of the day: in the 1 year, two months and five days since this journal was created, I HAVE NEVER DIED NOT EVEN ONCE.)

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:) :) :)

*jumps off cliff*

*comes home, takes the sparkly bottle out of her purse and looks at it thoughtfully*

*turns on both TVs, the PlayStation 2, and the stereo* *gives everyone popcorn and cookies and lemonade*

¬.¬

*grabs purse and sneaks out*

Um um um um

I'M PREGNANT

no no no already been done.

I'm... A LESBIAN...

Naaaah

Um

BUTCH AND PRISCILLA DRANK STRANGE CHEMICALS IN THE OLD LAB AND HAVE SPONTANEOUSLY BECOME TEENAGERS

too scary to be funny

Um.

Yeah.

I think I should have a sordid affair with someone. Anybody interested?

DADDY IS HERE DADDY IS HERE DADDY IS HERE and GLORFIE and ABSINTHE and KUBRICK and ZAK and BUZZ THE ALIEN and that harpymander thing and JARETH THE GOBLIN and various other pets I AM SO HAPPY YAY

My paid account died today!! RAGE!!! :( :( :(

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY'S MUN!!!!!!!

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I don't want any more parents. PLEASE OH PLEASE NO MORE PARENTS. Um no offense to the ones that are already here. But! Next one to nag my husbands is going to be put in a home.

TWELVE.

Fucking TWELVE.

And that's only the ones who have journals.

Some of my mothers are visiting and stuff. Elrond II is even more emotional than I am.

..... *weeps uncontrollably for a while*

Um and stuff.

Oh, there's Aragorn's mother. Hi Gilraen.

There are sons of Fëanor in my kitchen. Why?

IS. MY. DAUGHTER. DEAD?