That was actually easy.

[celebrianrules]

*comes home, takes the sparkly bottle out of her purse and looks at it thoughtfully*

Comments

[queenoflorien]

If you just did what I think you might have just done, your mommies will give you more presents and chocolate and booze and cigarettes than you'll know what to do with.

[celebrianrules]

But I can't let them out unless they promise my daddies will never find out it was me. ¬.¬

[queenoflorien]

Don't worry, baby, there's always someone else to blame. They'll never know. Just let us out, precious. :)

[celebrianrules]

Groovy. Right now the Elronds and I are having a colossal argument, so I'll just open this bottle when nobody's looking and you can all make a clean getaway! :) :) :)

[elrondhalfelven]

No. No no no. Noooooo. NO. Not in my house! No bottled Galadriels! I can feel my mind collapsing again, O THE ANXIETY etc!

[celebrianrules]

But Ellll-rond, they're my mommy! :( :(

Re:

[elrondhalfelven]

And I'm very sorry about that and I promise I'll pay for your therapy again. Now let's let your nice stepfather murder them as Eru intended.

[fatherofall]

But Eru loves all the elves. Even the Galadriels. ;_;