FREE AT LAST! No more of that chamber of torture and death and fluffy bunnies! How I have longed to again breathe sweet air untainted by GAP perfumes and smoke of burning hair gel! At last!

As for how we got out... we... ::sigh:: ::bites tongue hard:: My 'counterpart' set us free. Yes, it was all his doing, the clever bastard. ::clenched ( Read more... )

Still in the fucking bottle, thank you. The other ten Galadrieli are probably off somewhere clipping their toenails and being completely unhelpful, as usual. galadrielhuggz drew rabbits and hearts and wrote "I LUV CELLYKINSESES" all over my face while I was sleeping. She can produce magic markers, live animals, stuffed toys and bubblegum out of thin air, but ( Read more... )

::studies the current Celeborn in custody::

Interesting. Very interesting.

He really does look like Bernadette Peters with those tits. Maybe we should give him some implants. Hmmm.

Anyway, back to business. We need to correct the programming damage from the "Easter cookies and sprinkles and yay juice", or whatever the hell Huggz put in the ( Read more... )

Celeborn Reclamation Society, Operation One. Successful and so beautifully executed. Except...

WHY THE FUCK IS HE STILL TRYING TO BANG THAT GREASY-HAIRED HAT FETISHIST? Damn it, Ph33r, your electric eel potion was supposed to, and I quote, "FRY the fairy right out of him." We'll never meet our deadline if this keeps up ( Read more... )

I need a new Celeborn like I need a hole in the head. Every single version of him in this dimension is a putty-brained, simpering moron that suffers severe erectile dysfunction when faced with sexual relations involving anything but tropical fish and emaciated members of the same sex. I'm looking for something more along the lines of financial ( Read more... )

This is brilliant, but it's only the beginning. I've been thinking things over, and come to the conclusion that the abandonment and neglect on the part of the Celeborns of Middle-earth are violations of our basic rights as Galadrieli. After all, the loss of a Celeborn has a major impact on the Galadriel way of life. After all, if they leave, who ( Read more... )

After my somewhat unsuccessful psychotic break and resultant cursing of the Shire, I went home to see my family (alternate-dimensional as they may be; they're used to it by now, what with six or seven of me running around). Daddy helped me with some Rogaine-and-Smirnoff therapy to undo the damage done to my hair and fragile psyche by my uncle and ( Read more... )

::comes back to herself, witnesses the horror she has brought to so many innocents::

Dear Eru..... ::flees back to Rivendell and locks herself in the bathroom::

::pulls out The Middle-Earthean Guide to Psychotic Breaks and opens up to her marked page::

Congratulations on completing the first phase of a successful Middle-Earthean psychotic break ( Read more... )

::light intensifies, dozens of little half-buried houses are cast in a sickly shade of pea soup green that slowly morphs into a blinding lime ( Read more... )

::stocks up on anti-italics-and-strike-through weaponry::

::Nenya flashes like a strobe light::

::loosens waistband on steel-plated skirt:: Sweet Elbereth, these things are never tailored right.

::goes back to green-glowy rampage::