Ok, it is time we pull together as a family..

[elvengoldmine]

I am shocked, appalled and completely disgusted with the lack of love shown to our baby Arwen. ;______; She is like the most gorgeous member of our family, besides myself and my immediate offspring

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[arwenundomiel]

HOLY POLE-SMOKING MANWE! you are the best grandpa ever!

*makes us some rum and cokes*

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[elvengoldmine]

YAY!!!! :D :D :D Glad you think so, my precious little nonwilted flower :D

Sweet! Rum and cokes! YOU, my dear, are the best grandchild ever!!! :D :D :D

[earwen]

Hmm. Let's see if there's a way to kidnap you back so we can have a nice long chat about Glorfie, incest, thirteen Galadriels and why all these things are wrong. :) Mummy loves you when you're not fucking your siblings, since sibling fucking is so First Age.

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[elvengoldmine]

I love you too, Mommy :)

Glorfie, incest and 13 Galadriels are wrong??

The First Age is coming back with a vengeance, Mum! History repeats itself constantly. All originality has forsaken these lands! I'm not even spouting original lines half the time! :)

[earwen]

I know you're not original anymore sweetie, hell, I was never original to begin with either. Though I will admit that taking on all the Galadriels in a twisted orgy of the senses is something no one has dared before...

NEVERMIND. I looooooove you my precious baby boy now stop fucking your sisters and go back to fucking your husband. Make Mommy proud! Don't make me slay our kin, mmmkay? 'Kay. YAY. :)!

[glorfiestardust]

This does not bode well.

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[elvengoldmine]

That is because you have no love or faith for my olive.

[glorfiestardust]

Aren't you a hostage or something? Shouldn't you be screaming and cryiing for help?

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[elvengoldmine]

Oh my ERU! KLJDSKFDJKSDHFDJFHJDHFJD

Never in my life has any one of my lovers wanted me to be a typical hostage. Evil! I say! You are pure evil!

But to answer your question. Yes. I am a hostage. They're pretty good with their hostages when not force feeding fizzy drinks down their throats or sticking extremely large needles into their arms. They even allowed my brother to visit me for a conjugal XD Nice, nice captives. I told Zak to tell you to help me. I guess you didn't want to though. :( Mean husband, hates me and my serenading. ;_______;

[galathil]

I hear ya bro.
So incest, eh? You busy?

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[elvengoldmine]

;)
Actually, not at the moment, no. Wanna come over?

[galathil]

Sure ;)

Got lube?

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[elvengoldmine]

I always have lube. ;)(Bless me)

[nienor_niniel]

YOU SAY IT, CEL. Let's hear it for INCEST.

Dude, we should become incest rights activists or something.

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[elvengoldmine]

EXACTLY! We should like boycott unfamilial sex and screw only people related to us!!!!

[glorfiestardust]

Great, and I'm the only elf on the planet that's not related to you somehow.

[earwen]

And there's the adoption thing coming back to bite me in the ass. Bah.