I'm trying not to use the "maid of tears" IM name anymore, since I seem to get bombarded with spam on that account.

IM Websters3rd or celelube if you need me.

My mun reading my first slam poem!

See, ever since the King of Sporkdor fucked off to suspiciousbox along with my shagging buddies entire family, it's been a pretty mundane existence here at Barliman's. I mean, sure, it's all right to use a Spork of Power every now and then to help you with your shows, but it gets old after a while--the same drunken geezers fondling their ferrets in the corner ( Read more... )

1. He embraces my incestuous nature
2. He writes me songs
3. He likes to shag me
4. He appreciates a good poetry slam and/or strip show
5. He has disturbingly intense fans
6. He lets me be his groupie
7. He was created as a hobbit fucktoy. How cool is that?
8. He did not break my heart, of course well, maybe a little9. He was imprisoned by Bubba ( Read more... )

Celeborn and I have decided to pull together and establish an organization for incest rights.

Basically, joining isn't very hard if you see your family a lot. Just grab one of them and screw. You are now a member of the Coalition for the Rights of the Incestuous.

*runs off* Daddy, where are youuuu?

One year and here I am languishing without any plot lines. Damn the mun, damn her.

In other news, hi!

1. Love your family, because you never realize how important they are to you ( Read more... )

I am being fought over by two ex-ferrets.

The last time this happened, it was my brother vs. Gríma vs. Michael J. Fox.

I guess I should be grateful.

I am going to be a bridesmaid or something if Elrohir accepts and all of that!

This means I won't be in the Shire for as long as I planned (unless they hold the wedding at Bag End; that wouldn't be too bad as that sexy tree is there), but I don't want to ditch you. So...Elendil, how about being my date to the wedding?

Look at how assertive I am ( Read more... )

Stripping only takes your mind away from it all for so long ( Read more... )